Showing posts with label quote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quote. Show all posts
02 February, 2011
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"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin
18 April, 2010
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"Statistics show that 9 out of 10 guys prefer girls with big breasts. And the 10th guy prefers the 9 other guys." -- Just Shoot Me
16 April, 2010
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"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple" -- Willy Wonka
10 September, 2009
29 December, 2008
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"A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted." -- Helen Rowland
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"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." -- Oscar Wilde
01 October, 2008
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"How do you write women so well? I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." -- Jack Nicholson in (As Good As It Gets)
30 September, 2008
28 September, 2008
27 September, 2008
Today's Quote
I know I've already posted a quote for today, but this just came in and I just had to post it, so here it goes...
"“If money isn’t loosened up, this sucker could go down,” -- President George W. Bush
"“If money isn’t loosened up, this sucker could go down,” -- President George W. Bush
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"Cooking is nothing but a process of size reduction and heat exchange" -- Uncle Kamal Shemeis
26 September, 2008
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"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagner
25 September, 2008
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"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." -- David Friedman
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"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." -- ِAlbert Einstein
24 September, 2008
22 September, 2008
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"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down." -- Woody Allen
15 September, 2008
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"When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass." -- Red Forman (That 70's Show)
14 September, 2008
12 September, 2008
Today's Quote
"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories... And those that carry us forward, are dreams." -- Jeremy Irons (as Uber-Morlock in the movie "The Time Machine")
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